ﻋﻼﺵ ﻣﺎﻛﺘﺸﺪﺵ ﻳﺪﻱ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ ؟

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ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﻟﻲ : ﻋﻼﺵ ﻣﺎﻛﺘﺸﺪﺵ ﻳﺪﻱ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ ؟
ﻗﻠﺖ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﻻ ﺑﻼﺵ ... ﻣﺎﺗﻌﺮﻓﻲ ﻳﻤﺸﻲ ﻳﺸﻮﻓﻨﺎ ﺷﻲ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﻦ ﺩﺍﺭﻛﻢ ,ﺧﻠﻲ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻧﺨﻄﺒﻚ ﺍﻭ ذﻳﻚ الساعة ﻣﺎﻳﻜﻮﻥ ﻏﻴﺮ ﺧﺎﻃﺮﻙ .
ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﻟﺨﻄﻮﺑﺔ :
ﻋﻼﺵ ﻣﺎﻛﺘﺸﺪﺵ ﻳﺪﻱ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ ؟
ﻗﻠﺖ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﺑﻨﺎﺩﻡ ﺷﻨﻮ ﻏﺎﺩﻱ ﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﻣﻠﻲ ﻳﺸﻮﻗﻨﺎ : ﻏﻴﺮ ﺗﺨﻄﺒﻮ ﺍﻭ ﻫﻮﻣﺎ ﻳﺨﺮﺟﻮا ﺍﻟﻄﺮﻳﻖ ,
ﺧﻠﻲ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻧﺘﺰﻭﺟﻮا ﺍﻭ ذﻳﻚ ﺳﺎﻋﺔ ﺣﻨﺎ ﺣُﺮﻳﻦ .
ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺍﺝ :
ﻋﻼﺵ ﻣﺎﻛﺘﺸﺪﺵ ﻳﺪﻱ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ ؟
ﺩﺍﺑﺎ ﺣﻨﺎ ﻣﺰﻭﺟﻴﻦ ﺣﺸﻮﻣﺔ ﻧﺒﻘﺎﻭ ﻧﺪﻳﺮﻭا ﻫﺎﺩﺷﻲ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺰﻧﻘﺔ ,ﺧﻠﻲ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻧﻤﺸﻴﻮ ﺍﻟﺪﺍﺭ ﺍﻭ ﻧﺪﻳﺮﻭ ﻟﻲ ﺑﻐﻴﻨﺎ .
ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺍﺝ ﻭ ﺍﻟﻮﻻﺩ :
ﻋﻼﺵ ﻣﺎﻛﺘﺸﺪﺵ ﻳﺪﻱ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ ؟
ﺍﻧﺎ ﻏﺎﺩﻱ ﻧﺸﺪ ﻳﺪﻳﻚ ﻭ ﻻ ﻳﺪ ﺑﻨﺘﻚ ﻭ ﻻ ﻧﻬﺰ ﺍﻟﻘﻔﺔ .
ﺑﻌﺪ 25 ﻋﺎﻡ ﺩﻳﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺍﺝ :
ﻋﻼﺵ ﻣﺎﻛﺘﺸﺪﺵ ﻳﺪﻱ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ ؟
ﻫﺎﺩﺷﻲ ﻟﻲ ﺑﻘﻰ ﻟﻴﻨﺎ ... آﺵ ﺑﻐﻴﺘﻲ ﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﻋﻠﻴﻨﺎ ﺭﺍﺟﻞ ﺑﻨﺘﻚ .. ﻫﺎذﻭا ﺷﺮﻓﻮا ﺍﻭ ﻫﻮﻣﺎ ﻳﺘﻠﻔﻮا
ﻭ ﻣﺎﺗﺖ ﻣﺴﻜﻴﻨﺔ ﺍﻭ ﻫﻲ ﻛﺘﻤﻨﻰ راجلها ﻳﺸﺪ ﻟﻴﻬﺎ غير ﻳﺪﻫﺎ .

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