منتديات دفاتر التربوية التعليمية المغربية

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampons and proceeded to the check-out counterThe man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you
"Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one
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Genie
There was a German, Swedish and a Polish guy stranded on a Island
They find a genie bottle in the water, they rub it and a genie pops out. The genie says since there is three of you, each one gets one wish, so he starts with the German guy and asks him what he wishes
he says, "I miss my wife and family very much so I would like to be back home." Poof, the German guy is gone. Then the genie asked the Swedish guy what his wish will be and he says, "I also miss my wife
and family very much I would like to go home too. Poof, the Swedish guy is gone. Then the genie asked
the Polish guy what his wish will be and he says, "You know I miss the other two guys very much I wish they would come back. Poof the German and Swedish guys came back
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Dalmatia
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog
The children started to discuss the dog's duties
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster

"No," said another, "he's just for good

luck"I know!" said a third... "They use it to find the fire hydrant
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Woman's Brain
A man hit his ball into the bunker and looked down and
saw a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a Genie popped out
The Genie said, "Look, I'm very busy so I'm going to grant you only one wish so make it good."
The man said, "I'm afraid of flying so I'd like you to
build an overseas bridge to Hawaii." The Genie said, "Do
you realize how incredibly difficult that would be. I'm
powerful but I can't do that. Make another wish."
The man said, "OK, I'd like to know how a woman's
brain works."
The Genie said, "Do you want that bridge
two lanes or four

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