Thank you so much!! I Didn't laugh that much in a long time, here are some jokes I found
Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Because the batteries were dead
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."
If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco
what would he be? answer: Dead
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no-body to go with
How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator
Why do cows have bells? A: Because their horns don't work
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done