The First 3 Years of Marriage
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher,
"When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
sami: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
sami: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Little sami: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom
Teacher: Little sami MAY I go to the bathroom
Little sami: But I asked first
Son: Dad, what is an idiot
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me
Son: No.
Teacher: Why are you late
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it
Student: No. I was standing on it.
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...
When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
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