English Jokes

[الفوقى]

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation
B: Yes, of course
A: Great! I never could before
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it
Student: Obviously it is the past tensed8s
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English Teacher: "Johnny, the clock on the wall is not working, but you have a watch. What time is it?"
Johnny: "2 o'watch."

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A man wanting to borrow another man's newspaper asks, "Are you finishe(d)?"
The other man replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."
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One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill

A student asked, "What's the matter"
"Tense," answered the teacher, describing how he felt

The student paused, then continued, "What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter
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Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group
Girlfriend: I love U2
Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group

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Father: What did you do today to help your mother
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces

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man receives a phone call from his doctor
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

[rasheed]

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it
Student: Obviously it is the past tensed8s

If the teacher is a woman she would definitelykill the student, ha ha ha ha ha. Thanks again.great work

[الفوقى]

اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة rasheed Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it Student: Obviously it is the past tensed8s If the teacher is a woman she would definitelykill the student, ha ha ha ha ha. Thanks again.great work

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yeah thats right loool

[rosa-queen]

Very nice, thank you for this participation

[rosa-queen]

teacher:maria please point to america on the map

maria:this is it

teacher:will done ,now class who found america

class:maria did